Bored cheating housewife? Make sure you don’t get caught!
Are you a bored cheating housewife and don’t want to get caught cheating? Maybe you are bored and lonely and are thinking about having an affair? Seems like there are a quite a few of you looking for ways to prevent yourselves from getting caught cheating. We’ve gotten twenty seven emails in the last forty five days from housewives that are cheating or about to. They all want to know the same thing. How can they cheat and hide their affair.
We’ve got quite a few posts about how to cheat and get away with it. For a bored, cheating housewife, there are some different things she’ll need to do in order to prevent her from getting caught having an affair. Here’s a list (in no particular order) of things to do and to remember if you are a housewife looking to have an affair.
- Online personal ads are your best bet for finding a lover. Trying to pick someone up at a bar is just too risky and since you are a housewife, how are you going to convince your husband to let you get dressed up and hit the clubs at night? We recommend using the Ashley Madison Agency or Adult Friend Finder. We’ve done a quick online dating personals review here. Using online personal ads for cheating is cheaper than bars, safer and way more fun to be able to window shop for your secret lover.
- If you are buying anything online or in person related to your affairs, sign up for a new Mastercard and use a fake address or send mail to a P.O. Box.Try to use cash for hotels and the new credit cards for online personals so that no paper trail leads back to you. Even better, get your lover to pay for the hotel so there is no chance your name will be on anything relating to it. All men will happily pay for a hotel to have an affair in. If they don’t, then they are serious about keeping your affair secret.
- Since you are a housewife, you’ll probably be at home most days when you check your online personal ad messages. This is where WinClear will assist you in keeping your affair secret. It enables you to hide your surfing habits and it will cover your tracks when you go to your online personal ad sites.
- Don’t tell your girlfriends. Not any of them, not even your BFF.
- Start doing something during the day that requires you to leave the house for a couple of hours and where you can’t answer your cellphone. Join a scrap-booking club. Join a gym. Volunteer at animal shelter. This will form the basis of your affair alibi.
- If you aren’t that creative or have trouble lying, use the Alibi Network to help create a foolproof affair alibi. This service will help you conceal your affair and take the stress out of trying to keep your stories straight.
- Create a brand new Hotmail address, one that you’ve never had before and that your husband doesn’t know about. Make sure to not have the following turned on “Remember me on this computer”. This will enable others to see your new email address, and will raise suspicions.
- Insist on your lover wearing a condom. Although sex without feels much better, you bringing home a STD will be the end of your marriage and could even kill you or your husband if you contract AIDS or something similar. Affairs are fun, but you don’t want to give yourself a death sentence. Use condoms!
- Most of all, try to not change anything at home, other than your new alibi activity(gym, scrap-booking etc). Keep on doing what you are doing, except know that now you’ll be a whole lot happier inside!
If you are a bored cheating housewife and want to share your story, send us an email.
If you are a bored housewife and thinking about having an affair but aren’t sure and need some advice, send us an email.
Be careful, be safe and have fun! You deserve it woman!!






Comment by caz
1 sugggestions for any “bored housewives”
1) Get a job
2) Get a vibrator
or 3) Call the divorce lawyer