We went over to the Ashley Madison site and found a letter from the President of Ashley Madison, Noel Biderman…Here it is…

We think it’s a pretty good idea to offer this kind of guarantee. Even though we know full well that Ashley Madison doesn’t need to do this, it’s a good PR move and let’s be honest. Who wouldn’t sign up to try something if they know they’ll be getting their money back if it doesn’t work out?

We know we’ll be telling everyone to give it a go!

If you want to have and affair but aren’t sure where to start, sign up to the Ashley Madison Agency.

how to remove lipstick from your collar?

Removing lipstick from your collar, shirt, sleeve and maybe even pants( if you are lucky) is vital if you are having an affair and don’t want to get caught. If you want to have a secret love affair and not get caught, you need to make sure there are no physical traces of your affair. This means you need to take a good hard look to ensure there are no lipstick stains on any of your clothes before returning home. If there are find lipstick that needs to be removed, follow these steps.

• Treat lipstick stains as soon as possible after your encounter. If you can’t get the item to a washing machine right away, you can blot the lipstick stain with water to keep it from setting in to your clothes. . When blotting the lipstick stain, try to make sure you do not rub or smudge the stain. Make sure you use a small amount of water so the stain does not bleed and grow larger.

• If the clothing is something that is dry-clean only or otherwise unwashable, cover the stain with moist baking soda, and add a little more water on top. Let it sit on the lipstick stain for ten minutes and then wash it out with cold water.

• Apply some laundry detergent or stain remover to the lipstick stain and allow it to soak for as long as you can. If the stain is set in or heavy, allow the stain remover to soak in overnight if possible

• Wash the item according to the label’s instructions. Repeat if the stain remains.

• Bring the garment to a professional dry cleaner if you can’t remove the stain.

• Go to a coin laundrymat before you go home and wash it a few times. Be liberal with your detergent use and make sure to rub some soap right in to the lipstick stain itself.

If none of these methods work to remove the lipstick stain from your clothes after your secret encounter, then you should consider throwing the peice of clothing out. While you don’t want to come home with a brand-new, out of the bag shirt, you could always go to a used clothing store and pick one up, or, buy another shirt, stop by a laundrymat and wash it a few times before going home.
What ever method you use to remove a lipstick stain from your collar, make sure you remove all traces and give ALL your clothes a good looking over to ensure there aren’t any more stains that you need to cover up.
Remember than stains that happen while having a secret affair can be the downfall to many a married man that is cheating. Ask Bill Clinton about the stain on Monica’s dress. If they had of been more careful, well, they would have had an affair and not got caught!

Want to book a hotel room for your affairs? Here are some tips to follow so you don’t get caught cheating.

1. Find a hotel at least 50kms from your place of work in order to minimize the chances of you being seen by someone you know. Even better, have an affair while on business to further minimize the chances of getting caught.
2. Use an alias to book the room and use a fake mailing address if they need an address.
3. Pay cash and keep no receipts ever. If you need to use a credit card, pick a hotel that you’ve used before or one that has a convention going on that you mightbe attending.
4. Pick your secret lover carefully. If you use Ashley Madison, most of the lovers there know the score and won’t rat you out. Adult Friend Finder has more selection by discretion may be an issue. Craigslist works well, but there are a lot of professional girls. They are pricey, but at least there is guaranteed No Strings Attached!
5. Make sure to use protection and make sure to use odorless condoms.
6. Scope out the hotel first and see if there is more than one way to enter the building. When you arrange to meet your lover there, make sure to arrive at different times and through different entrances. Same as when you leave. Don’t leave together and don’t leave out the same door.
7. Shower well after you have sex and either drop your clothes at the dry-cleaning, or laundrymat or throw them out. Make sure to check your pockets to make sure there is nothing incriminating inside.
8. Do NOT tell anyone that you are cheating. Create a story as to why you are out and stick to it.
9. Don’t give your secret lover any contact information, other than a secret email address.
10. Be someone other than yourself. Create a new persona, occupation etc for your secret lover. The less real details you reveal, the better you will be!

Sure there are some other tips we haven’t thought of, but these tips will hopefully keep you from getting caught cheating!

How to have an affair

If you are asking this question to yourself, you’ve come to the right place!

Having an affair is a lot easier than you think. There is SO much information on the ‘Net for people wondering how to have an affair that no longer do you have to ask someone and risk getting caught cheating.

This site was created specifically to give people affair tips and with all the information on this site alone, you can have an affair and not get caught.

Here’s some of the more popular posts and ones that will answer your, “How to have an affair” questions!

• So you want to have an affair. Wondering where to find a secret lover? The two most popular online personals for finding a secret love affair are Ashley Madison Agency and Adult Friend Finder. We wrote a post talking about the two online dating personals that work
• There is a lot of information on how to not get caught cheating, but what are the ways you will get caught? Cheating? Having an affair? Here are ways you CAN get caught, is a post that covers the different ways you might get caught cheating
• Cheating online? Having an Internet affair? Make sure to check this post on 10 tips for online cheating.
• This post was from Aarons Affair Stories and outlines tips for not getting caught having an affair.

There should be enough information on those links to answer your, “How to have an affair” questions. If not, send us an email with your affair and cheating questions and we’ll do our best to answer them.

Enter the Ashley Madison Agency. She signs up, creates a profile and then sits back as man after man sends her messages telling her how beautiful she is. After 3 years of being married, she is finally being appreciated! She responds to a few of the messages and a short time later, she’s having phone sex with these men.

Ashley Madison does that to married women. They are often bored and neglected at home and when they sign up to Ashley Madison, they suddenly have the attention of hundreds if not thousands of men. The best part is that they can pick and choose the ones they want to talk to.

This woman claims that while she’s only having phone sex with these men right now, she figures it won’t be too long before a man seduces her and then she’ll be seeking a sexual encounter. Ashley Madison again shows why it is the #1 place to find married men and women to have affairs with.

To read the rest of her story, click here.

To sign up for free to the Ashley Madison Agency, click here.

• Not covering your tracks well enough.
You need to cover your tracks when cheating. From having an airtight affair alibi to making sure to use WinClear if you are using your home pc, not hiding your affair properly will get you caught cheating. Take care to look in the following areas for evidence of your affairs, coat and pants pockets, purses, briefcases or vehicles. Be sure to remove obvious items that belong to a woman/man or are from unfamiliar hotels, restaurants or night clubs. Check the passenger car seat—did you adjust the seat for your lover? Look for items left behind in the car such as: lipstick, lipstick or make-up marked tissue, hair pins, paper with unfamiliar information, pen, glasses or other items that don’t belong to either you or your significant other.
• Going to your secret lover’s home.
Never go to your lover’s home (unless they are completely single and free from the ties of marriage and/or a serious relationship.) If they get caught by their significant other, chances are your spouse will also find out. If you plan on travelling to meet your lover, you’ll want to check the mileage on the odometer and make sure your alibi covers the distance you had to travel.
• Calling your new companion from your home phone and/or your cell phone.
Since you don’t want your lover’s number to appear on your cell phone history or call display or phone records, make all calls to your lover from work or payphones. It’s a hassle but will prevent you from getting caught cheating. Getting a new or another cell phone is also good, but make sure to hide it well and keep the ringer(including vibrate) off. Don’t hide this secret cell phone in obvious places like your purse, briefcase, pocket, car trunk, car compartments, under the seat, or behind the visor. Hide it at work, in the garage, in the air vents, somewhere where it won’t be found.
• Giving your new friend your home phone number or real name.
Always use an alias for your affairs. When responding to personal ads or creating online dating ads, make sure to create a whole new identity that mirrors you, except the details are changed enough to not identify you. Your occupation, your name, your neighbourhood all need to be different that actual so you don’t get caught.
• Not keeping a low profile when you are out with your lover.
You would be surprised how many people know you and/or your spouse, who unbeknownst to you may see you lavishing inappropriate attention on your new companion in public. If you are going to have an overnight or hotel encounter, drive at least 75 miles away from your residence. Driving such a distance might arouse suspicion, so make sure you already have a valid reason to be staying overnight or driving so far.
• Secret dating without a schedule.
Try to set up a regular schedule of ‘dates’ with your lover. If your spouse expects you to be out of town for business overnight every Wednesday, he/she will not suspect anything when you maintain this schedule and include your new friend in your overnight stays. Make sure you don’t change the way you go out on your dates. Don’t carry new clothes. Don’t stop complaining about having to go out again. Don’t start getting nervous or excited before you go. Make sure you don’t bring anything new home from your date.
• You become confident in your ability to deceive your spouse
The longer your affair lasts, the more likely you will get comfortable and forget that your affair is supposed to be “secret love affair”. Make sure to keep following the steps needed to hide your cheating.
• You tell your friend(s) about your affair.
Make sure you don’t tell a soul about your affair, including your best friend(s). All it takes is for one of them to tell someone else and before long, you’ll be confronted. Also, make sure nothing changes about your behaviour at work or at home.
• Making promises to your lover.
Make sure you don’t make promises you can’t keep to your lover. Don’t tell your secret lover that you are going to leave your husband or wife for them, unless you really are. Most affairs don’t result in new marriages/long term relationships with the lover, but that doesn’t stop people from making promises. False promises will quickly lead to bitterness and the desire for your secret lover to wreck your marriage, just so they can have you to themselves.
Here are some other behaviors that a cheating husband or wife will exhibit. Make sure none of these describes you!
-They seem less comfortable around you and is “touchy” and angers easily.

-They lose attention to the activities in the home.

-Your intuition (gut feeling) tells you that something is not right.

-They have a definite change in attitude towards everyone in the home.

-They have a “glow.”

-Atypical behavior.

-They are frequently gone longer than stated.

-They are more difficult to reach by phone.
People have affairs and cheat on their husbands and wives for many reasons. If you are married and want to have an affair, make sure to read these and all the other cheating tips to make sure you don’t get caught having an affair!

We’ve found recently that while many people use Adult Friend Finder to have affairs (We’ll be doing a report on them shortly), the Ashley Madison Agency seems to be gaining in popularity, especially among women. With all these new women joining up, we’ve found that that the amount of fake woman profiles on Ashley Madison has seriously decreased and in most cases, stopped altogether.

To celebrate this 2 million member milestone, Ashley Madison has offered their 2 millionth member, Hillary08, 2 million free credits.

“Infidelity isn’t on the rise, it’s just shifting from the office to online,” said Noel Biderman, Ashley Madison Agency, President and CEO. “By choosing the anonymous service that Ashley Madison provides as opposed to an office romance, Hillary08 is in a much better position to find what she needs while safeguarding herself from unwanted repercussions. We go to great lengths to protect our members’ privacy.”

Hello Affair Tips:

I am a bored housewife (or actually a wife who’s husband continually cheats) and have turned to ashley madison for help. I’ve had one successful affair, and am embarking on another.

I’ve used the excuse of “going to the gym” for our encounters. but I could use some more ideas, esp for later activiites, or for overnights! I’ve been very careful not to change any habits nor slow down/increase sex (or try any new tricks) with my husband. So far, I don’t think he suspects anything. Not that it matters, I know he is having an affair or several of his own (he is sooooo stupid whenever his phone rings, it’s just about obvious).

My current, very new affair, is with a businessman from across the country, who travels to my area for work. I cannot wait for our next encounter. But I need advice on how to get out of the house so I can meet him.

I’m lucky in that I have a very good girlfriend who also has affairs, so she could cover for me, and also might have some advice for me.

This has been a great adventure for me, and I’ve enjoyed it. I would recommend AshMad to any wife who is ignored, or wants to have the same fun her husband is having on the side.

Signed - Happy Housewife

Dear Happy Housewife

Thanks for taking the time to write to us. We do have a few bits of advice that might keep you from getting caught cheating on your husband.

#1- You’ve already got a girlfriend that cheats and knows you do too? That’s perfect! Using her as your alibi is ideal as she knows what is at stake. Since she’s cheating also, she has much to lose if she’s not quiet about your affairs. Start having “sleep-overs” at her house, or nights out with the girls that involves you staying at her house because you had too much to drink and couldn’t drive home.

#2- Time to start creating an imaginary friend. Perhaps you can use your cheating girlfriend as the person that introduced you to your new friend. Start talking about this friend, arranging times to go out with her and drop her name in to conversations in person and on the phone. Your husband will assume it’s just another friend and no big deal.

#3- Does your work involve travel? If so, contact the Alibi Network. They can create a fake seminar that you have to go to, complete with travel documents, itinerrary and fake hotel/flight confirmations.

#4- Did you use your home computer to check out Affair Tips or send the email to us? If you did, you’ll want to get WinClear right away to prevent your husband from seeing what you are doing online. It’s cheap and withut it, you leave yourself open to getting caught cheating on the computer.

Any or all of those three cheating tips should help you not get caught cheating. In addition, please make sure you read all the rest of our affair tips located through out the site.

Here are some of the signs that you are cheating. Want to cheat and not get caught? Pay attention and make sure you aren’t exibiting this behaviour!

- He/she starts telling lies for no reason.
- He/she starts coming home at unusual times and refuses to give any rational explanation.
- He/she suddenly starts exercising or going to the gym.
- He/she buys a whole new wardrobe of fancy and flashy clothes.
- He/she buys a new perfume/cologne.
- He/she starts a new diet.
- He/she suddenly changes his/her driving pattern.
- He/she buys new hot/sexy underwear.
- He/she starts spending more money without giving any explanation.

Another site gives you 46 ways to tell if your partner is cheating. If you are having an affair and don’t want to get caught cheating, take a look at this list and make sure it doesn’t apply to you!! 

1) You find birth-control pills in her medicine cabinet, and you’ve had a vasectomy.

2) Mutual friends start acting strangely toward you. (They either know about the cheating or have been told stories about what a horrible wife or girlfriend you are.)

3) Your cheating husband or wife stops confiding in you and seeking advice from you.

4) Sets up a new e-mail account and doesn’t tell you about it.

5) He leaves the house in the morning smelling like Irish Spring and returns in the evening smelling like Safeguard.

6) She joins the gym and begins a rigorous workout program.

7) She buys a cell phone and doesn’t let you know.

He sets up a separate cell phone account that is billed to his office.

9) The cheating husband carries condoms, and you are on the pill.

10) Begins to delete all incoming phone calls from the caller ID.

11) Deletes all incoming e-mails when they used to accumulate.

12) He becomes “accusatory,” asking if you are being true to him, usually out of guilt.

13) Raises hypothetical questions such as, “Do you think it’s possible to love more than one person at a time?”

14) He buys himself new underwear.

15) He insists the child seat, toys, etc., are kept out of his car.

16) The cheating wife stops wearing her wedding ring.

17) Has a sudden desire to be helpful with the laundry.

18) Has unexplained scratches or bruises on his or her neck or back.

19) Suddenly wants to try new love techniques.

20) He/she fairly suddenly stops having sex with you.

21) He/she suddenly wants more sex, more often.

22) Supposedly works a lot of overtime, but it never shows up on the pay stub.

23) Picks fights in order to stomp out of the house.

24) You find out by accident he or she took vacation day or personal time off from work - but supposedly worked on those days.

25) Shows a sudden interest in a different type of music.

26) Spouse’s co-workers are uncomfortable in your presence.

27) Has a sudden preoccupation with his or her appearance.

28) Spends an excessive amount of time on the computer, especially after you have gone to bed.

29) He throws up a lot because he just ate at his mistress’s house and had to eat the dinner you prepared when he got home.

30) Your spouse is away from home, either nights or on trips, more than previously.

31) His/her clothes smell of an unfamiliar perfume or after-shave. You see lipstick on your husband’s shirt.

32) The amount of money being deposited into your checking account drops off.

33) You find items of intimate apparel or other small gift-type items that you did not give your spouse.

34) Your spouse seems less comfortable around you and is “touchy” and easily moved to anger.

35) You get calls where the caller hangs up when he or she hears your voice.

36) He/she loses attention in the activities in the home.

37) Your intuition (gut feeling) tells you that something is not right.

38) He/she has a definite change in attitude towards everyone in the home.

39) She uses a low voice or whisper on the phone or hangs up quickly.

40) She has a “glow” about her.

41) Atypical erratic behavior.

42) He sneaks out of the house.

43) She sleeps with her purse by the bed

44) She goes to the store for groceries and comes home 5 hours later.

45) He tells you can get hold of him at a different telephone number.

46) The telltale signs of a cheating spouse? Having to ask that question in the first place.

Remember if you want to get cheat and don’t want to get caught, click on our many affair tips.

We’ve got quite a few posts about how to cheat and get away with it. For a bored, cheating housewife, there are some different things she’ll need to do in order to prevent her from getting caught having an affair. Here’s a list (in no particular order) of things to do and to remember if you are a housewife looking to have an affair.

• Online personal ads are your best bet for finding a lover. Trying to pick someone up at a bar is just too risky and since you are a housewife, how are you going to convince your husband to let you get dressed up and hit the clubs at night? We recommend using the Ashley Madison Agency or Adult Friend Finder. We’ve done a quick online dating personals review here. Using online personal ads for cheating is cheaper than bars, safer and way more fun to be able to window shop for your secret lover.
• If you are buying anything online or in person related to your affairs, sign up for a new Mastercard and use a fake address or send mail to a P.O. Box.Try to use cash for hotels and the new credit cards for online personals so that no paper trail leads back to you. Even better, get your lover to pay for the hotel so there is no chance your name will be on anything relating to it. All men will happily pay for a hotel to have an affair in. If they don’t, then they are serious about keeping your affair secret.
• Since you are a housewife, you’ll probably be at home most days when you check your online personal ad messages. This is where WinClear will assist you in keeping your affair secret. It enables you to hide your surfing habits and it will cover your tracks when you go to your online personal ad sites.
• Don’t tell your girlfriends. Not any of them, not even your BFF.
• Start doing something during the day that requires you to leave the house for a couple of hours and where you can’t answer your cellphone. Join a scrap-booking club. Join a gym. Volunteer at animal shelter. This will form the basis of your affair alibi.
• If you aren’t that creative or have trouble lying, use the Alibi Network to help create a foolproof affair alibi. This service will help you conceal your affair and take the stress out of trying to keep your stories straight.
• Create a brand new Hotmail address, one that you’ve never had before and that your husband doesn’t know about. Make sure to not have the following turned on “Remember me on this computer”. This will enable others to see your new email address, and will raise suspicions.
• Insist on your lover wearing a condom. Although sex without feels much better, you bringing home a STD will be the end of your marriage and could even kill you or your husband if you contract AIDS or something similar. Affairs are fun, but you don’t want to give yourself a death sentence. Use condoms!
• Most of all, try to not change anything at home, other than your new alibi activity(gym, scrap-booking etc). Keep on doing what you are doing, except know that now you’ll be a whole lot happier inside!

If you are a bored cheating housewife and want to share your story, send us an email.

If you are a bored housewife and thinking about having an affair but aren’t sure and need some advice, send us an email.

Be careful, be safe and have fun! You deserve it woman!!